So many questions …
Some fun questions. You can copy them and put them in your blog if you like them. Or you can fill them out in the comments if you don’t have a blog.
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner — who pays?
Me, obviously. I mean, I got to eat my imaginary friend’s dinner, but I always have to pick up the check. Jesus handed me some money, once on a previous dinner date, but the waiter looked at me funny and stressed the fact that invisible money is no good.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What is it?
Hercule Poirot
3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?
Eh … I’m guessing this list was made by a US citizen – the type who thinks that, in this world, you have the United States and a lot of sea.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender: what’s the one thing you wanna try?
I stole this but lesbian sex would be on top of my list, indeed. That and play with my boobs.
5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?
Handiana Solo, of course! I don’t want to find out my father is wearing a helmet full-time.
6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?
Remote-controlled car
7. Top five celebrities you wanna do…
Do as in have intercourse with? Or do as in “MOFO I DO U”?
8. What’s an automatic deal breaker in a potential significant other?
A penis.
9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?
… a movie that scares me?
10. Stupidest thing you’ve ever said out loud?
Does burping in a full room count?
11. You’re sentenced to death and it’s the morning of your execution, what do you want to eat?
Chicons and ham, prepared by my darling. With a sidedish of spaghetti as it’s cooked in Belgium.
12. What’s something that most people do that you’ve never done?
Be sensible
13. Before you die you want to go to…?
Heaven to see if I really want to be there.
14. Something you’d really like to do but probably won’t ever be able to do?
Haaahahahahahahahahaha. Hah.
15. A wild animal you’d like to have as a pet?
Nope.
16. A drug you’ll never try?
Basically any drug that involves me not being in control.
17. If you were an animal what would you be?
IF?
18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12 who would it be?
The smartest girl in school.
19. What’s something most people don’t know about you?
Now, if I told you … what would I answer in the next questionnaire?
20. First celebrity crush?
That girl from “Who’s the Boss”
21. What’s a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?
A katana
23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc…)?
Tomatoes, saucages, eggs, bacon, fried bread.
24. Favorite parody movie?
Eh …
25. Worst way to die?
Stuck in the bathroom waiting for someone to come home and pass you the toiletpaper.
26. Grossest injury you’ve ever seen?
A head.
27. The worst injury you’ve ever had?
A cut in my leg, right to the bone. I could see the bone. It’s incredibly white.
28. Favorite thing about thanksgiving?
We don’t do thanksgiving, you US people!
29. Sport you hate the most?
Soccer
30. City in the United States you’d like to visit?
Boston
31. What’s something you think would be sweet to know everything about?
Life
32. Favorite Actor/Actress?
Nope
33. What’s one phrase you absolutely detest?
34. What makes an awesome party?
Friends
35. What’s your material obsession?
GAS. It takes an audiophile or musician to get that one.
36. What’s something most would consider an insult but you like it said about you?
YOU STUBBORN THICKHEADED SON OF A MOTHAH!
37. Favorite kind of dog?
Huge
38. Favorite carnival food (everyone has one)?
Again, what’s with the US questions?
39. Morning or night person?
Night
40. Worst drunken/drugged up habit?
Calling girls …
41. Weirdest ebay purchase?
A 1973 gaming console.
42. Favorite food to eat when you’re wasted?
I am rarely wasted.
43. Its Saturday at 3am where are you?
In bed
44. Who’s your favorite friend to go out with?
Anne
45.Worst job you’ve ever had?
Project
46. What’s something your friends make fun of you for?
Height
47. Favorite cereal?
I don’t do cereals.
48. Book you could read repeatedly?
The phone book, under “Food delivery”
49. What’s the meanest thing you’ve ever done?
Scared the hell out of someone with a self-written program that would make random calls at random hours and that would inevitable hang up 1 second after being picked up. I stopped the program after a few weeks, though. I never felt bad about it.
50. What was your best Halloween costume ever?
US citizens … … …
This list really is way too long.
